9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 21, 2009
Transcript:
Juliette says, "Amos, I've known you all your life, and I think the world of you. Nevertheless, as Edda's mother, I'd like to say one last thing as I bestow my blessing on you both. It may seem corny, but if you will indulge me, I'll be quick." Amos says, "Of course." Juliette says, "IfyoueversayordoanythingtohurtherormakeherunhappyevenforafleetinginstantI'llkillyouwithawhitehotfurythatwillleaveyourcorpsestaringwithterrorinyoursightlessdeadeyes!" Amos says, "Thank you for your blessing, Mrs. Dr. burber." Juliette says, "You're very welcome, Amos. Now go change your trousers."