9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 23, 2009
Transcript:
Mark says, "Seth, you can't meet Edda at the train with her wedding dress!" Seth says, "They're getting married! They're bound to." Mark says, "But when? In five years? Ten years?" Seth says, "I think a month would be tasteful." Mark says, "Seth, listen to us! I'm the one being the voice of reason!" Seth says, "Oh, lord, what's happening to me?!" Mark says, "You've gone taffeta toxic. I have to talk you down."