9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 27, 2009
Transcript:
Edda says, "Everybody seems to expect us to get married." Diane says, "Matrimony is not something into which you should rush." Edda says, "That is our conviction as well." Diane says, "Bearing in mind the weight of your exponentially accumulating sin and the wrath of the almighty." Diane says, "And did I mention the fires of hell?" Edda says, "When we're with you, they're never far from our thoughts."