9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 02, 2009

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Seth says, "So…after everything that passed between you and Amos in Brussels, you two are not going to get married?" Edda says, "We're just not ready yet." Seth says, "'Yet'? Oh, lord, throw me a bone!" Edda says, "Amos gave me a promise ring." Seth says, "I went blind sewing a thousand tiny pearls on the bodice of your pure-white wedding gown, and he gave you a plastic gewgaw?....Are you both idiots?" Edda says, "Why does the word 'Idiot' keep cropping up in these conversations lately?"