9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 14, 2009
Transcript:
Amos says, "You're kind of quiet. What's wrong?" Edda says, "I'm being petty, and stupid. Burkhardt told me that I've always been flawed, and for some reason I'm well and truly irritated." Amos says, "In times past, a pearl with distinct imperfections was prized highly. They called it a 'Baroque.'" Amos says, "I wouldn't say you are flawed. I would say you comprise a bricolage of lovely baroque imperfections climaxing in a perfection more delectable than anything I will ever know." Amos says, "And I like the way you're rubbing my ankle."