9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 21, 2009

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Thorax says, "I've decided to go public…I'm going to start selling stocks in my business. I just thought I'd ask what you think." Pig-in-a-poke LLC Juliette says, "But you do nothing…You have nothing. You're completely feckless…You're just gusts of words and stale air." Thorax says, "In other words, the perfect business model in the modern age." Thorax says, "Thank you, Dr. Burber. I'm open for business, ready to clean up. I feel vitalized!" Juliette says, "I feel standard and poor."