9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 10, 2009
Transcript:
Juliette says, "What is it, do you suppose, that causes men of a certain age to lose their minds, ditch their marriages and take to wife dirm, bouncy barbie dolls with brains the size of caraway seeds?" Elliot says, "I don't know." Elliot says, "What is it about women who cannot see the immanent desirability of greying men with moderate paunches, trifocals, and a firm grasp of the subjunctive mood?" Juliette says, "I don't know." Juliette says, "And may I add..." Juliette says, "...I'm glad we don't know."