9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 13, 2009
Transcript:
Thorax says, "Gentlemen, now that we have perfected our air of loitering insolence, shall we rumble?" Elliot says, "I'm still trying to seem hostile." Amos says, "I think you hook your thumbs in your pockets." The brotherhood of the six-inch heels Seth says, "Don't look. You'll only provoke them." Mark says, "To do what?...Wear odor eaters?"