9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 05, 2009
Transcript:
Diane thinks, "Oh, what a pipping day this is turning out to be. I came up here, minding my own business, a happy mother-to-be, and the next thing I know, some bonkers, used gromit peddler tells me my baby is going to be a cockroach." Diane says, "How did the little toad even know I'm pregnant? Why can't I get his words out of my head? What else can go pear-shaped other than myself?" Nun says, "Sister ara-......Diane?" Diane thinks, "Oh, what a pipping day this is turning out to be."