9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 09, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "It is my wish that we confer…you in your capacity as a PH.D. in biology, I in mine as creator of heaven, earth and all things that creepeth and crawleth." Juliette says, "And what if we decline?" Monty says, "This is ecstasy. You can't decline." Juliette says, "I've had better ecstasies in a box of cracker jacks." Monty says, "Yes, but how many validated your parking tickets?"