9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 15, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "You said you want to do violence upon my person. Having second thoughts?" Diane says, "Too many from which to choose. I am human, after all. We have a long and creatively diverse tradition of violence." Monty says, "You are too sweet. What kind of violence could you do?" Diane says ,"I think I shall begin by misplacing my prepositions." Monty thinks, "Oh no!...An English teacher!"