9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 17, 2009
Transcript:
Diane says, "You are a noisome little man who has intruded into my happiness just to demonstrate beyond cavil that you are insane." Diane says, "However, let us hypothesize that you actually are a supreme being." Monty says ,"The supreme being." Diane says, "Then I am left, perforce, with but one conclusion: you are, nevertheless, insane." Monty says, "You can't call me that." Diane says, "Explain then just some of your handiwork.....strokes, dementiam, holy wars, armpits, the state of Nebraska..." Monty thinks, "On the other hand, an insanity defense has its virtues."