9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 08, 2009

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Monty says, "You realize you have consecrated your life, your very existence, to seeing that my will be done." Thorax says, "She has not, actually. She has consecrated her life to you as an emblem of a corporate entity….Like most human beings, she beholds your wondrousness through the lens of the local religious franchise." Thorax says, "You have never been just the creator...you have been the Catholic creator, the Lutheran creator, the Jewish creator......the Megachurch one-stop salvation drive'n'tithe creator...you are more than just almighty..." Monty says, "I am...McAlmighty." Thorax says, "I'm sorry. I thought you knew."