9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 11, 2009
Transcript:
Edda says, "Mom just said Monty is still resolved to turn Diane's baby into a sapient cockroach." Amos says, "That's absurd!" Edda says, "She thinks we should come up in a show of support." Amos says, "What?....Pander to that lunatic's delusions?" Amos says, "...Pretend we endorse his preposterous hogwash?" Edda says, "It would involve our skinny-dipping shoulder deep in a lake and kissing ardently." Amos says, "Oh, well, if you're going to beat me to death with logic....I'll go rent a car."