9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 23, 2009
Transcript:
Nun says, "I don't know what the world is coming to when I come to a lake and find one of my former nuns bathing in the altogether with her husband and a disgusting, overweight dairy farmer…not to mention all the other naked people who keep showing up." Edda says, "'Other people'?" Nun says, "Your mother, your stepfather, the local vet....half the town..." Edda says, "Where, then, shall we stash their clothes?"