9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 01, 2009

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Diane says, "Why did you say you wanted to turn my baby into the first of a race of sapient cockroaches?" Monty says, "Act the part, look the part…I created people in my image and ever since you all have been a bloody, beastly, unblushing embarrassment." Monty says, "What gave you the right to oppose me?" Diane says, "Because when I have my baby, I want to be able to look in her or his face and see the divine image of my lord looking back." Monty says, "Oh......I suppose I can't really fault you there."