9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 04, 2009
Transcript:
Monty says, "You're not truly sure I'm the almighty, are you?" Diane says, "I'm not truly sure you're not. Are you truly sure?" Monty says, "I suppose we all have our days of uncertainty." Monty says, "The most arrogant human being is the most certain one. I don't suppose gods can be any different." Diane says, "You have no intention of turning my baby into a cockroach, do you?" Monty says, "I guess not. But I'm going to make she has your nose."