9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 06, 2009

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Juliette says, "What do you think was the first romantic statement, in a moment of white-hot desire welling up from the depths of your soul, you uttered to me?" Elliot says, "Well, being as I am a naturally taciturn, shy and introverted person, and given how quickly I was dumb stuck by your radiant beauty, hopelessly consumed in a tongue-tied crush that left me staring at my shoes in embarrassed adoration, thunderstruck, paralyzed, enslaved by love..." Elliot says, "...I believe the most romantically supercharged word I managed to croak out was, 'Hello.'" Juliette says, "And what did I say?" Elliot says, "Nothing. I forgot to leavce my name and number after the beep."