9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 27, 2009

Transcript:

Juliette says, "Thank heaven you arrived, Tahz'n dahling." Juliette says, "I seem to have lost a shirt button in the detritus of the jungle floor." Elliot thinks, "Thank heaven for jungle optometry." Juliette says, "This is the part in which Tarzan espies Jane for the first time, as she removes her sola topi to reveal glistening, unruly waves of chestnut hair..." Juliette says, "...Her figure circumscribed by a tightly fitting safari costume." Juliette says, "And this is the part in which Jane swims for the first time with the king of the apes, tossing back her lovely head to laugh with carefree abandon." Juliette says, "And this is the part in which Jane is carried off by Tarzan and, there in his treetop sanctum, she....earns his trust." Elliot says, "Bearing in mind Tarzan's little touch of bursitis?" Elliot thinks, "And this is the part in which Jane learns that if she wants the ape man in the treetops, she is going to have to be flexible on the ground."