9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 01, 2009
Transcript:
Edda says, "I'm surprised you haven't asked if Amos and I are getting married. Everyone asks that question." Mary says, "It's a foregone conclusion." Mary says, "You two have been married since sixth grade." Edda says, "Mary told me that we've always been destined for each other ever since she knew us in grade school. She said I'm your home, your anchor, your everything." Amos says, "Yeah, well, duh." Edda says, "Funny....When I said, 'Really?' That's how she responded. She said, 'Duh.'" Amos says, "Yeah, well, again, duh." Edda says, "Except, when you say it, it sounds so sexy. Say it again." Amos says, "Duh..." Seth says, "I'll be in my room, and I'm locking the door."