9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 26, 2009
Transcript:
Gran says, "Rita Hayworth once told me I "do virginal" really well and asked me what my method was. I said…" Gran says, "Golly, Miss Hayworth…I am virginal. Aren't you?" Gran says, "She just smiled and said, "Oh, Sweetie," patted me on the head, and gave me a hot dog."