9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 03, 2009

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Gran says, "You're supposed to be in love with me?" Bill says, "It's easier to be seen with you if I'm deeply in love with you…so that's the story circulating about me." Bill says, "At least, until you finally make your decision." Gran says, "I see...and what happens when I make my decision?" Bill says, "I guess we have a lovers quarrel and go our separate ways," Gran says, "Then I'll put off making my decision." Gran says, "You're smiling. You look as if you're in love with me." Bill says, "Yeah, me and a couple thousand other servicemen."