9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 24, 2009

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Commandant says, "I shall have words with somebody about you, Miss Ernst." Gran says, "I'll convey your regards to General Eisenhower." Gran says, "Wiederschaun, Herr Leutnant." Commandant says, "What are you looking at Kiesl?" Kiesl says, "Just the attractive mauve of your nose, Colonel."