9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 03, 2010
Transcript:
Edda says, "Mom, I forgot my hair conditioner when I left the city. Do you have any in here?" Juliette says, "It's out in the hall closet, honey." Edda says, "I just spoke to mom, and I'm almost certain Elliott was in the shower with her." Gran says, "Well, they are married, after all." Edda says, "That's unusually open-minded of you, Gran." Edda says, "Hey! Dibs on flushing the toilet." Gran says, "Sorry, honey, the race goes to the fleet of foot!"