9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 18, 2010
Transcript:
Gran says, "Bill, I want to sing a camp show." Bill says, "But aren't you busy enough? What you're doing is important." Gran says, "It's not a matter of being secretly patriotic. I want to do something for our troops. I'd like to be publicly patriotic." Bill says, "Speaking as an officer in the United States Army... I consider that a very patriotic kiss." Gran says, "I can tell from your salute."