9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 21, 2010

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Bill says, "You're going to take singing lessons from a kraut? Don't you already know how to sing?" Gran says, "He's not a kraut. He's Viennese." Bill says, "If he speaks German, he's German." Gran says, "Don't tell an Austrian that." Gran says, "It's just voice lessons, you know. Nothing else. But I hvae to say, I like you when you're a little jealous." Gran says, "It's good for your complexion." Gran says, "I remember thinking a moment later that Bill was a masterly kisser, but Kiesl had better coverage... However, I kept that assessment to myself." Juliette says, "Ah, yes. The fog of war."