9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 29, 2010
Transcript:
Gran says, "What do you mean, my 'masters'?" Kiesl says, "I'm not a fool, you know. You clearly are a very inferior intelligence operative." Kiesl says, "There are ways of telling. …For instance, good intelligence operatives don't blush when you accuse them of being intelligence operatives. Fortunately, you are a much better singer." Kiesl says, "I didn't realize you were spying at first... I thought you were just an idiot and a traitor. But as time went by, I revised my assessment." Gran says, "Does... everyone know?" Kiesl says, "Only the prisoners. ...But we love you, so we don't let on."