9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for February 13, 2010

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Kiesl says, "There is a rumor spreading that I'm passing actual intelligence to the allies through you. It is unfounded, but like a lot of unfounded rumors it accidentally hit very close to the truth. Your coming here is going to get my throat cut as a collaborator." Gran says, "I'm here to save your bacon." Gran says, "Now, here looks like a good hiding spot." Kiesl says, "There's nowhere to hide." Gran says, "I rely on it." Gran says, "This is how we in allied intelligence dispel rumors: ...By providing juicier alternative rumors." Gran says, "Now try to look less appalled."