9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 24, 2010

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Yancey says, "I am now going to relay to you specific orders. They have been dictated by the young lady, Miss Ernst, and they carry the imprimatur of alled command." Yancey says, "You will commit no act, issue no orders, interfere in no way as to harm her source of information at this camp. She says you know who that is. She says he is a brave and honorable man, adjectives with which you are possibly unfamiliar." Yancey says, "And may I add that if you do not follow these orders to the letter as well as in spirit, I shall your guts for garters. Is that clear?" Horrocks says, "Yes, colonel." Yancey says, "Then you may take your leave. Lovely meeting you."