9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 25, 2010

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Edda says, "I was just wondering how you like the fire-vomiting, snake-fanged, bat-winged, flying-dragon print silk bra I sent you." Juliette says, "Hold on… I haven't checked." Elliott says, "I feel suddenly, inexplicably drawn to you… which is really exciting..." Elliott says, "...But also a little frightened of you." Elliott says, "...Which is even more exciting." Juliette says, "Go back to the store and buy up the rest."