9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 04, 2010
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Yancey says, "Is something wrong with his memory?" Marquis says, "Not that I can tell anymore. But his mood is so surly. …Are you sure there are no actual family members? …Someone other than this one person he won't permit us to call?" Yancey says, "That's all there's ever been." Marquis says, "Then go ahead with the question, if you will. He's in the gym." Yancey says, "Bill, it's me, Colonel Bad-Penny. Quick, who's president of the United States?" Bill says, "Shirley Temple."