9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 15, 2010
Transcript:
Kiesl says, "You were in love with two men, at the same time?" Gran says, "It wasn't by choice. And I would never have dishonored you or Bill." Kiesl says, "So, when you were kissing me, was that for both of us?" Gran says, "My lips aren't very efficient. They can perform only one task at a time." Kiesl says, "I have never been kissed so inefficiently before." Gran says, "Settle in. This may take hours."