9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 29, 2010
Transcript:
Gran says, "I spent my life to date, a good, Catholic girl… now I'm a bad, Catholic girl, and I've mastered the geometry of sin." Kiesl says, "Um… that being?" Gran says, "90 degrees." Gran says, "In which the height of the turpitude is directly proportional to the width of the smile."