9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for June 27, 2010
Transcript:
Edda says, "Mom, I've always meant to thank you." Juliette says, "For what, sweetie?" Etta says, "Your genetics… everything with which you endowed me. I realize one's genes are not meted out by choice, but they are bestowed nonetheless, and thanks are in order." Etta days, "I'm grateful to you for your capacity for sophistication, your talent, your artistry, your humor, your temperament, your instincts and your boundless intelligence." Etta says, "And while I'm at it, I want to thank you for the great charlies." Gran says, "Hey, give credit where credit is due, toots."