9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for August 02, 2010

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Bill says, "I am ready to be discharged, doctor." Doctor says, "Very well. But before I do, on your last questionnaire you stated that the president and vice president are Clark Gable and Shirley Temple." Bill says, "The vice president is Richard Nixon, and the president is General Eisenhower, sir." Doctor says, "We just call him President Eisenhower now." Bill says, "I can't, sir. We both wore the uniform of our country, and we both served." Doctor says, "Then it's time you heard something every veteran should hear." Doctor says, "Thank you."