9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for September 26, 2010

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Amos says, "Who knows where this may lead?... To holding hands, pecks on the cheek and experimenting with chastity." Edda says, "Well, good night." Seth says, "I thought so! …You're just snuggling!" Seth says, "You know, when people find out that what you and Amos were doing behind this door was exemplary in it purity, they will be appalled." Seth says, "In the main, the human mind is far too dirty to condone such an idea." Edda says, "To quell rumors, I'll act wanton." Seth says, "While we run damage control, just stay hidden back here. Would you like a blanket?" Edda says, "Please."