9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 30, 2010

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Mark says, "So, are we going to do an intervention?" Seth says, "On whom?" Mark says, "Roger." Seth says, "He's not on drugs. He's just a gay in denial." Mark says, "Eleven offspring? That's a whole heap of denial." Seth says, "There's nothing wrong with children. ...I want children." Mark says, "Oh, lord. Here we go again." Seth says, "I think I'd make a wonderful father." Mark says, "Unfortunately you always cast me in the role of the mother." Seth says, "I'll always see you as 'hot skatin' Barbie.' You have Mattel written all over you." Mark says, "Now you're just sweet-talking me."