9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for December 22, 2010

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Seth says, "The thing is, I got very tired of all the things you were saying about me." Edda says, "You mean… that you're perfect and gorgeous and the eternal subject of my aching fantasies, day and night?" Seth says, "What was I saying?" Edda says, "That you're not perfect and gorgeous?" Seth says, "No, I'm pretty sure it wasn't that."