9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 23, 2011
Transcript:
Seth says, "Right away… I've partnered you both in ballet." Edda says, "So, when did you realize it wasn't my thigh you were touching?" Seth says, "I have some familiarity with how you feel." Seth says, "I am a gentleman, Edda… that is as far as this conversation goes." Edda says, "In the dance studio, not the bedroom." Seth says, "Anyway, it's easy to tell... her thighs are slimmer than yours."