9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for March 28, 2011
Transcript:
Fernanda says, "What's it like?" Seth says, "What is what like?" Fernanda says, "Being gay." Seth says, "You mean, living life as a gay man?" Fernanda says, "I suppose that's my question." Seth says, "Well, there isn't a secret handshake, if that's what you mean." Fernanda says, "No, I mean... it always seems as if I'm over here, and gay men are over there, on the other side of the rainbow where everything is more colorful and fragrant and exciting and just a little dangerous. ...Like pirates." Seth says, "Well, that's true. ...I take the saber out of my teeth to answer the phone, though."