9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 13, 2011
Transcript:
Mark says, "I can't leave you by yourself for an instant before you start getting into mischief… throwing balls through the neighbors' windows, walking on picket fences… mussing the hair of homophobe, Argentine coryphees till the cows come home." Mark says, "Alpha dog, it's red stoat! Bogey moving north on Amsterdam at 81st. Red stoat out!" Edda says, "...What?"