9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 18, 2011
Transcript:
Seth says, "I can't be cruel to Fernanda… she has this enormous crush on me." Edda says, "Ah." Seth says, "Massive." Edda says, "Right." Seth says, "I mean, colossal… mammoth… epic…" Edda says, "Two things tell me when you're secretly enjoying a situation: one, you sound like a thesauraus; two, you don't hear anything I'm saying." Seth says, "...Towering... Brobdingnagian."