9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for April 29, 2011
Transcript:
Seth says, "Well, if you want to beg off and whine for another dance partner, be my guest, princess." Fernanda says, "I'm a professional. I can partner with anybody, or, in your case, anything." Seth says, "Yeah? Well, good luck keeping up with me, Diva." Fernanda says, "You won't see my dancing for the dust, bozo." Edda says, "Still, I call that an improvement over when she called him 'sugarplum fairy' and he called her 'cow.'"