9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for May 30, 2011
Transcript:
Seth says, "Reliable informants tell me I've ben a jerk again. Even the cat thinks I've been a jerk. People set their clocks by the regularity with which I've been a jerk." Seth says, "I kneel before you to vow that from now on I shall be faithful to you as a partner and friend. On this you have my word." Fernanda says, "Thank you. ...Only one thing I would ask..." Seth says, "What?" Fernanda says, "Could you vow a little further back? ...You're kneeling on my foot."