9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for July 22, 2011
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Transcript:
Seth: The way men in the street are eyeing you connotes that you are providing your usual visual stimulus. Seth: That, in turn, fills me with the desire to smite them and leave their rotting corpses to the predation of crows. Woman: Would there be a way to compliment my looks without referring to rotting corpses? Seth: How about: you are one hot patootie. Woman: much better.
