9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for October 18, 2011
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Dear uncle ethel, give that ecosystems strive toward a natural balance among all living organisms, how is it possible that the human ecosystem can be populated with such a generous serving of cretins, liars, and thieves? What possible contribution can idiocy, mendacity and larceny make toward a natural balance of human life? Puzzled in wahoo. dear puzzled, without cretins, liar and thieves, we would be left to deal directly with matters of vital importance to ourselves, rather than hold elections.