9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 10, 2011
Transcript:
Seth: Did the nicolette cignet suits explain why they chose you for their ads over everyone else? Edda: they said my caboose wasn't as skinny as the other girls. Seth: ah, true aficionados of ballet. Edda: They said you were pretty buff too. Seth: Still, those aren't the standards by which we abide in the terpsichorean arts. Edda: Then quit squashing out your biceps.