9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 17, 2011
Transcript:
Woman: Why am I posterior girl? Why isn't Janice just as suited to the task? Man:It's because of nicolette cignet's signature. It's printed on the right half of the seat on all the exercise wear. It's the company logo, and your spread is perfect for it, we can't use janice...she's so skinny, she swallow's up half of nicolette's name. Woman: Hey, who's colette cignet? Man: Basically, in the exercise wear line, your right glute is the face of the company.