9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for November 23, 2011
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Woman: The thing is, I don't see why you can't just use my legs and hips in your ads. Man: Sweetie, yours is the face that nicolette cignet wants to crown her exercise wear...but it's edda's golden hind that will seal the deal. As nicolette always says about her signature line of ladies' lingerie, the smile is an asset, but if you want people licking their chops, it's all in your "undie carriage." Woman: Where are you going? Edda: I'm taking your undie carriage out for a walk.