9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney for January 09, 2012
Transcript:
Edda: For the swimsuit spread they want us to be fashionably sexy and alluring. Seth: Right...so you look adenoidal, doped, dull eyed, arrested, immodest and dissolute. I'll be incoherent. Edda: Gone are the days of myrna loy and william powell. Seth: Why do cignet swimsuit models always stand that way? Edda: My best guess is intestinal parasites.